Carsonisms

I just thought I'd post some things Carson has said lately that have made us laugh. Today Todd was watching a football game and with less than a minute before halftime and the Cowboys about to score Todd yelled "you need a time out". Carson ran up to the t.v. pointed at the players and said "you have been naughty, you need a time out".
Carson has a little giraffe that he sleeps with every night. He picked it out at the U of U book store when he was ten months old and he has been attatched to it ever since. Yesterday he threw the giraffe down the stairs and started yelling at him "giraffe, giraffe, giraffe". When he didn't get a response he said "oh, he must be asleep". I guess when he's awake he responds ;).